And I thought it would be fun to share it with you!
Just so I don't offend anyone, I am 100% Irish
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice"!
cute joke; enjoy the weekend!
ReplyDeleteThat was a great Joke!!
ReplyDeleteThat was cute. (I am Irish too and Italian) Thanks for the email. Loved your answers. Have a wonderful Saturday.
ReplyDeleteTia
I'm half Irish. My mother was a Kelly (can't get more Irish than that...LOL). I copied your joke and shared it with some friends in an email. Thanks for sharing the laughter. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteHugs, Joyce
Well the Mormon guy certainly puts it right where it is. LOL.
ReplyDeleteLisa
LOL...too cute! I needed a good laugh too. Thanks for providing the humor.
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hee...I'd buy that t shirt. ;-P
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great joke! mrs t xx
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Thanks for the smile! (Hugs) Indigo
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