Acohol Abuse

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

        A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' 

        With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

        And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he  said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,  I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

      Sermon complete, he sat down.
 
       The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

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