Saturday, May 3, 2008

Brace Yourself!

Many of you share the sights from around your area and I thought I would share these pictures with you today.  They are GRAPHIC and animals WERE hurt in the making of what you are about to see.  Yet, it is so bizarre, I needed to stop and take a picture of it.

I pass it or it passes me every day.  The driver seems nice enough as he waves to me when he sees me, but every time I see it I break out into Gaston's song from the Disney Version of Beauty and the Beast.  "I use antlers in all of my decorating".

NOW:  You really can't make this stuff up!!!

The car is painted camoflage and there are antelers on the hood, roof and trunk.

The rims are painted camoflage also!

You really can't see it, but inside the back window on the ledge by the rear window are more antlers!

Here is the video with the lyrics below in case you need a refresher course on Gaston:

[Gaston:]       Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with
                the wrong man! No one says "no" to Gaston!
[LeFou:]        Heh heh. Darn right.
[Gaston:]       Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's
                more than I can bear.
[LeFou:]        More beer?
[Gaston:]       What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
[LeFou:]        Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself
                together.

                Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
                Looking so down in the dumps
                Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
                Even when taking your lumps
                There's no man in town as admired as you
                You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
                Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
                And it's not very hard to see why

                No one's slick as Gaston
                No one's quick as Gaston
                No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
                For there's no man in town half as manly
                Perfect, a pure paragon
                You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
                And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

[Chorus:]       No one's been like Gaston
                A king pin like Gaston
[LeFou:]        No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
[Gaston:]       As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
[Chorus:]       My what a guy, that Gaston

                Give five "hurrahs!"
                Give twelve "hip-hips!"
[LeFou:]        Gaston is the best
                And the rest is all drips

[Chorus:]       No one fights like Gaston
                Douses lights like Gaston
[Cronie:]       In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
[Bimbettes:]    For there's no one as burly and brawny
[Gaston:]       As you see I've got biceps to spare
[LeFou:]        Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
[Gaston]        (That's right!)
                And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

[Cronies:]      No one hits like Gaston
[Townsman:]     Matches wits like Gaston
[LeFou:]        In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
[Gaston:]       I'm espcially good at expectorating
                (Ptooey!)
[Chorus:]       Ten points for Gaston!

[Gaston:]       When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
                Ev'ry morning to help me get large
                And now thatI'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
                So I'm roughly the size of a barge

[Chorus:]       No one shoots like Gaston
                Makes those beauts like Gaston
[LeFou:]        Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
[Gaston:]       I use antlers in all of my decorating
[Chorus:]       Say it again
                Who's a man among men?
                And then say it once more
                Who's the hero next door?
                Who's a super success?
                Don't you know? Can't you guess?
                Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
                There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
[LeFou:]        And his name's G-A-S- T -
                G-A-S-T -  E  -
                G-A-S-T-O  -  oh!
[Chorus:]       Gaston

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gawdy and idiotic. It's amazing what some people will do. I would much rather see the antlers on the deer than his car. Loved the song, it's been ages since I've watched Beauty and The Beast. (Hugs) Indigo

Anonymous said...

good gravy, that's horrific....... and I thought those wreaths on cars at Christmas time were bad......

~A

Anonymous said...

That car turns my stomach.  :-(


Amy

Anonymous said...

Nope, sure don't like it :-(
Martha

Anonymous said...

Boy, I can tell you live in New York...lol.  Antlers and horns are NOT a rare site around these here parts.  They where them on belt buckles, ball caps, and yes on vehicles...mostly trucks though.  And camoflage is mostly on jeeps, but other vehicles are not immune.  The opening of deer season is a huge occassion here and getting some antlers out of the deal is paramount to winning the lottery...lol.
Sorry...I don't like it either, but it's a fact of life in some parts of the USA.
Hugs, Joyce

Anonymous said...

Nope, not my taste either. He must be really, really into this stuff or otherwise he would be hiding while driving this " shrine". Well, it takes all sorts and all kinds.
Thanks for sharing. Hugs, Maria

Anonymous said...

"each to their own" not my cup of tea but then we would have a very boring world if there was no diversity, so hats off to courage and diversity!!! take care mrs t xx