Burdens and Laughter

What is your current state of mind?  If you find yourself worried, depressed, scared, upset, or in any other unhappy state consider this.  Take a break.

 

Imagine your problem as a glass of wine in your right hand and you are holding it up to give a toast.

 

How much does it weight, 8oz 10oz, 12oz?

 

"The absolute weight doesn't matter.  It depends on how long you try to hold it.

 

If you hold it for a minute, that's not a problem.
If you hold it for an hour, you'll have an ache in your right arm.
If you hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.
In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer you hold it,
the heavier it becomes."

 

<FONTCOLOR=#6600CC size="4">No matter what your burden put it aside for a short period.  Take a break from it and find something to laugh about.  It will be there when you come back and you will return refreshed and with a mind that is clearer.  You will be better able to address whatever it is.

 

Here is some help in the laughter department:

 

Deep thoughts for those who take life too seriously:

1. A day without sunshine is like...night.

2. On the other hand...you have different fingers

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
spot.

4. He who laughs last...thinks slowest.

5. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

6. The early bird may get the worm but the second
mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

.7. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.

8. Change is inevitable, except from vending
machines.

9. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
payments!

 

10. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise
my hand.

11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.

12. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays
off now.

13. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just
don't have film.

14. How much deeper would the ocean be without
sponges?

15. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into
jet engines.

16. What happens if you get scared half todeath
twice?

17. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would
all fall off.

18. Make it idiot proof, and someone will build a better

idiot.

 

19. Do you ever get that feeling your guardian angel

went out for a smoke?

 

And…

 

 

Tags: burdens, problems, hope, laughter, believe