This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
7 comments:
that is so cute!!
have a good day
betty
That is probably what everyone was thinking anyway...how funny.
Hugs, Joyce
LOL!! Being a preacher's granddaughter, when I was bored I would write the words "In a Bath tub after every song in the hymnal for fun with my best friend. "Victory" In a bathtub, "Amazing Grace In a Bathtub" and so on....
Lisa
Yep, how appropriate can you get lol
aHAAA love it!!! Thanks for the needed laughs!! xo CATHY
Thanks for the smile hon! (Hugs) Indigo
thank-you for the smile! after wrestling with a pop-up tent for the last 10 mins i needed that! mrs t xx
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